4.23.2010

Pray for the Unemployed

 Here is a rundown of  self-talk while being unemployed at a prayer service for the jobless:
  • I am a warm fuzzy recipient of kind smiles and hugs from churchy friends. 
  • I am  hopeful that there is a plan for me.
  • I am confident that, if we lose our home, that relatives would take me in.
  • I am a self-absorbed meek person who should be grateful she has a home.
  • I am a hateful schmuck for being so angry and accusatory at That VP and her stupid move to fire me.
  • I am a woeful horrible person who should not be so hurtful and should accept her role in the whole thing.
  • I am a wandering lamb, so pick me up, Shepherd, and carry me.
  • I am tired of being fired, this is no fun.
  • I gotta turn this around
  • I gotta use this candle as a sign of hope.
  • I gotta learn arson techniques and do to her what she did to me.
  • I gotta stop thinking that my bitterness is funny. 
  • I gotta go home and hug my family.

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